Reindeer strike!

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The only thing Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph are doing this Christmas is eating cheesecake, getting united, getting drunk and watching Netflix all day long. So thank God, Santa's got a Buick Regal from 1982 to bring all the presents and to save this years Christmas, that'll teach 'em!

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