'Mrs. Claus' Kimono' by Drive-by Truckers

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In 2006 The Drive-By Truckers wrote a slightly evil Christmas song in that typical alternative hillbilly style of theirs. Check out this first verse:
I'm a sinister elf with a sinister plan
Santa's little helper with too much time on my hands
He's got a fine lookin' wife for such an old man
I can see her lookin' at me when there is no one else around

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Aaron said…
This song actually dates back to at least 1995. Patterson Hood (lead dude from Drive-by Truckers) had a recording of it on that year's Flagpole Christmas compilation. I got it from here: http://www.hipchristmas.com/annuals/christmas_gift/2012/index.php
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