Hard Candy Christmas covers

So, Dolly Parton's version of Hard Candy Christmas shuffled by, and I felt like making a Spotify playlist with covers (HERE, Tracey Thorn's verion is the bestest). And then I thought, what's on Bandcamp?
Turns out, A LOTTA versions of this xmas classic. Most are neat renditions, acoustic, nothing special. But here are a few versions that differ from the usual:

How'bout a discofied version:


Wouldn't necessarily say this is a good version, but different it sure is. Sounds like it was recorded inside of a bouncing ball:


Boom! Clap! Boom! Clap!


Turn up the synth! No, turn it up louder! LOUDER!


Dreampop version, kinda nice:


Marilyn Manson called, he wants this demo back:


Slip into something more comfortable, whilst I poor you a Christmas cocktail:


Christmas = emo