Present face

You all know the feeling: your partner or your mum gives you that great looking christmas present. The wrapping paper is nice and shiny, with cute reindeer all over it. The size is exactly what you had in mind. Could it really be...? Is it....? Will you finally get...?

And then you open it.

The often funny, sometimes irritating, but always charming ladies of Garfunkel and Oates know the feeling too: